"I don't know why you're mean to me/
When I call on the telephone/
And I don't know what you mean to me/
But I want to turn you on, turn you up, figure you out, I want to take you on/
The fool might be my middle name/
But I'd be foolish not to say/
I'm going to make whatever it takes,
Ring you up, call you down, sign your name, secret love,
Make it rhyme, take you in, and make you mine" (R.E.M.)